The chart was projected onto the white wall, glowing like a radioactive beacon. I was leaning back, tapping a pen against my teeth, waiting for the applause. Look at that slope, I thought. We had hit a 128% increase in revenue over the last 8 months. It was the kind of trajectory that usually gets people a cover story or at least a very expensive dinner. But the buyer, a woman named Sarah who had the stillness of a hunting heron, wasn’t looking at the peak. She was looking at the thinness of the line. She asked me, with a voice as flat as a prairie, how many people we had hired to support those 888 new accounts. I told her we were lean. I told her we were efficient. I told her we were ‘crushing it.’ She didn’t look impressed. She looked like she was watching a car drive toward a cliff at 118 miles per hour.
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I’m writing this while staring at a ceramic shard on my desk. I broke my favorite mug this morning-the one with the chipped handle that fit my thumb perfectly-and the way it shattered reminded me of that meeting. There’s a specific kind of sharpness to a thing that breaks because it’s been handled too roughly. Business growth is exactly like that. We are taught to worship the ‘up and to the right’ movement, but we rarely talk about the structural integrity of the ink. If the line moves too fast, the paper tears. Most sellers think a massive growth spurt is their golden ticket. They walk into a room thinking they’re holding a winning lottery ticket, only to find out the buyer sees it as a liability policy they can’t afford to underwrite.
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The Wildlife Corridor Analogy
Nora C., a friend of mine who works as a wildlife corridor planner, once explained to me why you can’t just clear a path and call it a success. If you create a corridor that’s too exposed or too narrow, the animals won’t use it, or worse, they’ll be picked off by predators who know exactly where the bottleneck is. She spends 48 hours a week mapping out how deer and cougars move through fragmented landscapes.
‘A sudden burst of green in a dry patch isn’t a sign of a healthy ecosystem,’ she told me while we were hiking last March. ‘Usually, it means a pipe burst underground. It’s a localized flood that’s going to evaporate and leave the soil saltier than before.’
That’s what a revenue spike looks like to a sophisticated private equity buyer or a strategic acquirer. It looks like a burst pipe. They aren’t wondering how you did it; they’re wondering when the water is going to run out. They see 128% growth and they think: customer concentration. They think: the founder is doing all the selling and won’t be there in 8 months. They think: they’ve pulled forward three years of demand and now the well is dry.
The fear of the cliff is stronger than the lure of the climb.
I’ve spent the last 28 days thinking about that heron-like buyer. She was right to be skeptical. In that particular company, we had $8,818 in monthly recurring revenue coming from a single client who represented 58% of our total book. If that one client decided to sneeze, our entire ‘growth story’ would catch pneumonia and die. We were bragging about the height of the building without mentioning that the foundation was made of wet cardboard. It’s a common mistake, a vanity that we all succumb to because it feels good to see the numbers go up. But buyers don’t buy feelings. They buy systems. They buy the assurance that on Tuesday morning, 48 weeks from now, the business will still be standing even if the current owner is sitting on a beach in Cabo.
When you present a business that is growing too fast, you are essentially asking the buyer to catch a falling knife. They have to figure out how to scale the operations, the customer service, and the tech stack at the same speed you’ve been scaling the sales. Most companies can’t do it. They buckle. The churn rate on those new 888 customers starts to climb because the onboarding process was handled by a stressed-out intern instead of a robust department. The ‘lean’ team I was so proud of was actually just 18 people working 80-hour weeks. That isn’t a business; it’s a hostage situation.
System Integrity Check
Revenue Gain (8 Months)
Repeatable Annual Growth
I remember Nora C. describing a corridor she’d mapped near the interstate. She found that the animals were avoiding the widest part of the path. Why? Because there was no cover. It was too easy to be seen. Rapid, unexplained growth is the same way-it’s too ‘loud.’ It attracts the wrong kind of attention and exposes every single weakness in your delivery model. A buyer looks at that and sees a massive bill for infrastructure that you neglected to build. They see a need to hire 28 new people immediately just to keep the lights on. They see risk. And in the world of M&A, risk is the only thing that discounts a price faster than a lawsuit.
The Value of the Staircase
Spike (High Risk)
Staircase (High Trust)
I’ve realized that the most valuable thing you can show a buyer isn’t a vertical line; it’s a staircase. Each step represents a plateau where the business caught its breath, documented its processes, and solidified its base. It’s less sexy. It doesn’t get you a standing ovation from people who don’t know any better. But it builds a level of trust that a spike never will. I’ve had to learn to admit when I don’t know the answer to a scaling question, which is a vulnerability that feels like salt in a wound at first. But a buyer who hears ‘we don’t know if our current CRM can handle 2,008 more users’ trusts you more than the one who hears ‘it’ll be fine.’
Narrative Over Spreadsheet
This is why the narrative matters more than the spreadsheet. You have to be able to explain the ‘why’ behind the numbers. If you’re growing at 48% year-over-year, and you can prove it’s because of a repeatable, automated lead-generation system rather than a one-time fluke or a single massive contract, you’ve just added a zero to your valuation. This is where professional guidance becomes the difference between a deal and a disaster. Working with someone like kmf business advisors allows a founder to stop looking at the ‘what’ and start fixing the ‘how.’ It’s about translating that raw, terrifying growth into a language that sounds like stability to a buyer. You need someone to look at your ‘broken mug’ of a business and help you glue the pieces back together before you put it on the auction block.
I still have that shard on my desk. It’s a reminder that even the things we love can be fragile if we don’t respect their limits. I think about Nora out there in the woods, looking at tracks in the mud, trying to find a way for things to move safely from one place to another. A business sale is just a transition from one ecosystem to another. If the animal-the company-arrives at the border exhausted, starving, and chased by its own shadows, it’s not going to survive the crossing.
We need to stop obsessed with the ‘speed’ of our success and start looking at the ‘width’ of our support systems. If your revenue is growing by 88%, but your internal documentation hasn’t been updated in 8 months, you aren’t winning; you’re just accelerating toward a wall. The buyer isn’t being mean when they ask the hard questions; they’re trying to see if there’s a pilot in the stickpit or if everyone is just screaming in the back.
Sustainability is the only true currency in a high-stakes exit.
It’s a hard pill to swallow for those of us who grew up on a diet of ‘hustle culture’ and ‘growth hacking.’ We want the big numbers. We want the 1,248% ROI headlines. But those headlines are often the obituaries of companies that couldn’t handle their own weight. I’ve seen 48 different founders burn out because they were so focused on the top line that they didn’t notice the bottom line was being eaten by inefficiency and churn. They thought they were building a rocket ship, but they were actually just building a very expensive firework. It looks great for four or eight seconds, and then it’s just ash and silence.
The New Pitch
Next time I sit down with a Sarah-type buyer, I won’t lead with the spike. I’ll lead with the systems.
It might not be as exciting as a radioactive chart, but it will be something she can actually buy. I might even bring a new mug. One with a thick handle and a solid base, something that won’t shatter the moment the heat gets turned up. Because at the end of the day, a business that can’t survive its own success isn’t really a business at all. It’s just a very loud way to fail. . . well, you get the point. The pieces are still on my desk, and they still have sharp edges.